February 2012
richwhitelesbian:
rick santorum says pregnancy via rape is a gift from god and that’s all you need to know about the republicans
thatfuckingcrow:
ivyevie:
semen is the most absolute disgusting thing ever. Like it’s snot oozing out of your dick pretty much.
dont u guys pretty much have polanders strawberry preserves drip out of u monthly
gi-jew:
Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel...
bowiemyman:
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK...
Milo Thatch appreciation post
bellizyfizz:
failedblackwoman:
paranoidandroid42:
Elise, all these pictures of you. I just…
can you say
.:*~flawless~*:.
aquantumentanglement:
Friend: What did you do during Winter Break?
Me:
Friend: So, what’d you do on Friday night?
Me:
Friend: Wadja do on the weekend?
Me:
Friend: How did you spend your sick day?
Me:
Friend: What’re you doing tonight?
Me:
Friend: Hey-
Me:
me: hey you should watch doctor who
them:
me: it's really good
them:
me: seriously it's the best show ever
them:
me: JUST WATCH IT GOD DAMN IT
them:
they don't respond because they have ran away
sufferable:
straight white people who get offended by the words nigger and faggot
xanaxqueen:
people who get followers only because of their looks
I sooo had sex at work today.
thatfuckingcrow:
latiintheskywithdemons:
Just thought i’d share that.
works at a morgue
doctordude:
i miss my twenty acres
barbecues and pecan pies oh why
when i’m so far from you texas
all i can do is cry
Watchsaucytinydancer:
iM cRYinG OMfg
frankaay:
I swear all Nicki Minaj sings/raps about is how her ‘pussy clean’ like, we get it already, you have good feminine hygiene
Assassin's Creed
akuroihoshi:
wolfyn:
How other people see the assassin recruits: How I see my recruits:
My children, my sweet children.
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xsadiax:
cumberqueen:
tanyabaxter:
Is this the Chill Grill?
No this is Tanya.
