January 2012
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swagdemort:
why are graveyards so noisy?
because of all the coffin.
December 2011
eb0nymermaid:
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
I FUCKING SCREAMEEEEEDDDD
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
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teacher:
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me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
enemity:
moms they push you out of their vaginas ONE time and they think they automatically own you or something
Watchboxmans-girlfriend:
part-the-red-sea:
fenixorden:
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR AGES
OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD XD WHAT IS AIR?
geeisthesex:
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
Every time i catch my parents in a bad mood.
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Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
1613th:
gay sex is literally just high school wrestling without a uniform
Watchvideohall:
Drunk Man Tries Walking Up Hill.
Woah..
laughingalonewithfloorice:
alexandra-girl-who-dreams started following you
ieatmuffinsyo started following you
Just now, woah… man, I must be cool.
Hey.
Hey secureinsidetheirdreamland